I have been to the top of the mountain and I have seen the light!
After roughly two months of trying to become ONE with Nature...I think I have been reborn. After the tropical storm came through and roughed up my house I didn't know how I would survive with such susceptibility to madra earths force!
Well fan faithfuls, I can tell you that it is possible!
Prepare yourself to read much more of my story. BUT now, I must go get a job, I'm thinking about becoming a teacher. (Already certified), I think I could make a difference in peoples lives.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Man's Best Friend
I bought a puppy today. YES, I...TIM CHARLES PAULSON bought a puppy.
I NEED name ideas asap yall.
I figured this little guy will be a great addition to my life and my new company.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Virginia - Homegrown
The best part about living where I live is that if I don't want to see anyone I don't have to. If I do want to see people though, it's just a short drive to seeing more people than anyone can handle. Growing up close to a busy beach I always liked to play the game "where is that family from?" It's pretty self explanatory, you just look at a family and imagine how cool their life was.
Meanwhile with my parents I was always doing chores and running around. Going through college I realized how healthy my lifestyle with them was. Growing MOST of our own fruits and vegetables was such a blessing compared to the processed food I ate while in college.
Closing point I'm going to make before I start working on my land (yes even this late at night...I'm just inspired):
I'm going to start growing my own fruit and vegetables. I'm not going to get into the livestock breeding or anything, but fruits and vegetables are my new focus.
Maybe you'll see me selling my produce on the side of the road in a couple of months.
I'm going to start my own business.
Meanwhile with my parents I was always doing chores and running around. Going through college I realized how healthy my lifestyle with them was. Growing MOST of our own fruits and vegetables was such a blessing compared to the processed food I ate while in college.
Closing point I'm going to make before I start working on my land (yes even this late at night...I'm just inspired):
I'm going to start growing my own fruit and vegetables. I'm not going to get into the livestock breeding or anything, but fruits and vegetables are my new focus.
Maybe you'll see me selling my produce on the side of the road in a couple of months.
I'm going to start my own business.
Wake Up
I just woke up.
It's the afternoon and I just woke up. I may be a boring person, but I have a great view. I may have a small cabin, but I have a great view. I may have a dysfunctional family, but I have a great view.
I have 4 missed calls from work. I wonder how long I can go until they let-me-go. Maybe I'll go to work tomorrow?
I'm going to the beach for now though.
More to follow. Maybe my ass hole brother and his new gf (my-x) will try to use the beach in front of my house.
Note to self: (I doubt anyone reads this), look into various forms of non-lethal weapons for cheating x-gf's and ass hole brothers.
Monday, September 7, 2009
Bored
My x-gf told me I was boring. She said "Tim you know what your problem is? You are boring!"
That was right around the time she told me she was cheating on me. We are no longer dating. Surprised?
I tried to go as long as possible without telling my parents. She got "sick" before we would meet for dinner an impressive 7 times before they caught on. It was on our 7th time at dinner they realized I had been lying to them. Don't lie to your parents, I'm pretty sure that every single time you do, you get pushed that much further down the entrance to Heaven list.
Imagine this scene:
You see your parents in the parking lot of the restaurant. You embrace them, you explain how your poor Girlfriend (x-gf...but only you and her know that) is terribly sick. You have reservations (Thank God, because on a Tuesday night in Sigma, Virginia...you would never be able to get in. That's my attempt at sarcasm, in addition to being boring I've also been told I lack humor). The hostess seats you (pretty sure we went to middle school and two years of high school together, she has a family now). Before you can even order your drink your mother gets so excited, thinking you've planned a surprise. Jumping up and down she says "look look, look who is here." If I had a trashy reality t.v. show about me, the camera would shift over slowly as audio slowed down, until the camera focused in on my X-GF, and my brother.
No mom: It is not a surprise, and she has not been healed of her sickness.
Awkward family moment unfolds. I order my drink, my Dad looks like he is going to kill my brother. My mom tries to catch up.
Now when my x-gf told me that she was cheating on me, I would have never guessed it was with my brother. So much is explained.
I need to re-evaluate every single time that I came home and they were playing "wii". They always seemed to hate playing with me, and they really sucked. Future advice: Never put your wii in your bedroom...If you have a winner brother like me...you may end up blogging about your awesome life in no time.
I would really like to not go to work tomorrow. I don't think I'm going to.
That was right around the time she told me she was cheating on me. We are no longer dating. Surprised?
I tried to go as long as possible without telling my parents. She got "sick" before we would meet for dinner an impressive 7 times before they caught on. It was on our 7th time at dinner they realized I had been lying to them. Don't lie to your parents, I'm pretty sure that every single time you do, you get pushed that much further down the entrance to Heaven list.
Imagine this scene:
You see your parents in the parking lot of the restaurant. You embrace them, you explain how your poor Girlfriend (x-gf...but only you and her know that) is terribly sick. You have reservations (Thank God, because on a Tuesday night in Sigma, Virginia...you would never be able to get in. That's my attempt at sarcasm, in addition to being boring I've also been told I lack humor). The hostess seats you (pretty sure we went to middle school and two years of high school together, she has a family now). Before you can even order your drink your mother gets so excited, thinking you've planned a surprise. Jumping up and down she says "look look, look who is here." If I had a trashy reality t.v. show about me, the camera would shift over slowly as audio slowed down, until the camera focused in on my X-GF, and my brother.
No mom: It is not a surprise, and she has not been healed of her sickness.
Awkward family moment unfolds. I order my drink, my Dad looks like he is going to kill my brother. My mom tries to catch up.
Now when my x-gf told me that she was cheating on me, I would have never guessed it was with my brother. So much is explained.
I need to re-evaluate every single time that I came home and they were playing "wii". They always seemed to hate playing with me, and they really sucked. Future advice: Never put your wii in your bedroom...If you have a winner brother like me...you may end up blogging about your awesome life in no time.
I would really like to not go to work tomorrow. I don't think I'm going to.
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